1. amexicanwithamustache:

    motherstrickle:

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

    do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

    does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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  3. d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg


My dog does this to my mom.
Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg

    d-pressedlife:

    suicidemydarling:

    scars—tell-stories:

    deez-sluts:

    this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

    the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

    My dog does this to my mom.

    Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg

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  4. dreamyx22:

    untroestlich:

    jesuschristvevo:

    a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

    what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

    I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

    >_

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  6. jeou:

    have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

    because i have

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  9. photo

    photo

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  10. internetmessiah:

    Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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