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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
(via derivethis)
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(via i-love-you-and-tacos)
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this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.
Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg
(via wobblybones)
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>_a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
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jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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